After a wonderful ten day visit, I left Buenos Aires on a ferry bound for Montevideo, Uruguay. In the ferry station, I met a French-speaking straight guy named Tonino, from New Caledonia. He was kind enough to recommend a hotel, and we took a taxi there together since I hadn’t made any plans. We ate dinner at a pretty good place near the hotel, then I went off on my own to meet Nando, a guy I met on the Internet. At first Nando didn’t show up at the street corner where he said he would meet me, so I was kind of bummed. Fortunately, he called me with apologies for being late and we met up for a coffee, where it turns out we felt like friends rather than romance. Then we went to a queer disco named Cain.